The CANDY CORN RANGERS! are an elite band of highly trained elite recon Rangers that utilize their elitely trained high skills in the defense of justice. As a branch of the military, they were established to hone their elite skills in highly specialized and elite ways so that they can defend justice. Banded together as a group of Rangers, they form a union of justice defense using elite skills elitely in a high manner!!

     Since 1981 the Candy Corn Rangers! have pitted every ounce (0.15oz per serving) of their cunning against the forces of evil and more delicious candies. Their main adversaries are the Kernel Commandos, a rogue band of mercenary privateers led by the devious Commander Kernel. They seek nothing short of complete corn domination and a new world order. However, the Candy Corn Rangers remain ever vigilant and act as the last bulwark of justice using their elite high skills.

CANDY CORN RANGERS! GO GO GO!