Candy Corn Rangers! Action Squad!

	Sarge		Candy Corn Ranger
	Warrant Officer	Rank: Sargeant	SN: 3463467
	Sarge is the acting commander of the main Candy Corn Ranger action squad and both commands and often foils their missions. He attended Corn Ranger Candidacy school and received marginally passable marks. He was placed in charge of the Rangers due to a filing error and has never looked back. Often it is solely his determination and courage that lead the Rangers to perservere over their enemies, more often it is his lack of involvement.

	Marshall		Candy Corn Ranger
	Commander	Rank: Admiral	SN: 7578567
	With the aid of his very fine hat, Marshall directs all Candy Corn Ranger operations around the world. He is a commander and holds the rank of admiral and acts as the main captain of the rangers. A retired infantry man with plenty of experience and a very fine hat.

	Fins		Candy Corn Ranger
	Deep Sea Officer	Rank: Corporal	SN: 7803667
	Fins is a graduate of the rigorous Elite Ranger Underwater Training School for Underwater Specialization. He and thirty-seven candidates all entered together and all but Fins dissolved in the murky deep. Now he is the Rangers most highly elite and only diver.

	Trigger		Candy Corn Ranger
	Infantry Trooper	Rank: Corporal	SN: 4568991
	They say that Trigger use to have a family, but now all he has is a headband. They say that, but no one really knows what it means, except Trigger. He knows all too well. He also has a large scar on his face and a large gun. If you need someone to shoot stuff, I'd ask Trigger. Oh, and did I mention that he is haunted by the ghosts of his past, cause yeah, he is.

	Brains		Candy Corn Ranger
	Scientist	Civilian	SN: 9834472
	Brains is a civilian contractor hired by the Rangers to build and operate their elitely sophisticated highly accurate computer systems. He may not know how to talk to the ladies or the gents or really anyone, and he probably hasn't showered in a while, but he sures knows them 'puter boxes..

	Ambush		Candy Corn Ranger
	Covert Operations	Rank: Corporal	SN: 6734687
	Ambush once masqueraded as a potted geranium for five weeks just to prove a point. He is an expert in covert stuff and disguises and all that. For all you know he might be there in the room with you now, but probably not.

	Skiis		Candy Corn Ranger
	Arctic Operations	Rank: Corporal	SN: 1458897
	Skiis likes the cold, but then since he is composed of hardened corn syrup slurry, he can't really freeze to death. When he was younger, he was a master ice sculptor until he realized just how dumb that is. Now he fights with the Rangers and has a deep and abiding love for penguins.

	Judo Kick		Candy Corn Ranger
	Silent Weapons	Rank: Corporal	SN: 2948438
	Judo Kick was born, raised, trained and well fed in a top secret martial arts school in downtown Newton. Using his ancestral ninja magic he is able to kick people's faces to custard. He doesn't use weapons, he doesn't need weapons, he's got ninja magic and plenty of it.

	Sparks		Candy Corn Ranger
	Firefighter	Rank: Corporal	SN: 2670467
	Sparks likes fire. He doesn't just like it, he like-likes it, if you know what I mean. He worked for several years as a firefighter before being recruited by the Rangers to serve as a firefighter. A move which some have described as 'lateral'.

	Bandaid		Candy Corn Ranger
	Medical Officer	Rank: Corporal	SN: 2670955
	Raised by a long line of pacifists, Bandaid grew up being a jerk. At some point he went to medical school, and then was recruited by the Rangers. His constant anti-war polemics provide a colorful background to an otherwise pro-violence story.

	Grease		Candy Corn Ranger
	Mechanic	Rank: Corporal	SN: 4745472
	Grease can fix anything except when it is not convenient to the plot. He is an ace mechanic and no longer wears a hair piece. He sports smart overalls and often uses his wrench.

	Cosmo		Candy Corn Ranger
	Space Operations	Rank: Corporal	SN: 6804373
	If there is one thing that Cosmo hates, it's the surly bonds of gravity. He joined the Rangers and entered their elite Cosmic Flight School in the hopes of one day giving gravity a good 'ol punch in the throat. Now he lives in orbit in the Ranger's ORIBTAL RANGER ARRAY and directs their battery of orbital lasers against evil, the Kernel Commandos and yard sales.

	Lady Corn		Candy Corn Ranger
	Girl Stuff	Rank: Corporal	SN: 7680455
	Lady Corn is a lady and as such handles all that stuff. The other Rangers find her skintight corn suit very appealing though it may simply appear poorly draw. Lady Corn was once a famous fashion model, but she gave it all up to serve her country and not because of drug addiction.

	Amp		Candy Corn Ranger
	Communications Officer	Rank: Corporal	SN: 6780456
	When Amp was younger he use to build crystal radios and police scanners and listen in on other peoples calls. He still does that, but now he has access to much more sophisticated equipment. You know that clicking on your phone when its like all quiet? Yeah, that's him.

	Flaps		Candy Corn Ranger
	Stealth Jet Pilot	Rank: Corporal	SN: 5493927
	Flaps used to love to play with toy planes when he was a kid, well, until the incident. Twelve years later the voices had mostly subsided but he still liked planes. After successfully forging a piloting license using his friend's scanner, he was recruited by the Rangers where fear of his psychotic outbursts has opened a wide path of career advancement.

	Tidepool		Candy Corn Ranger
	Naval Officer	Rank: Corporal	SN: 9025633
	Tidepool worked for several years as a 'Duck Tour' tour guide, before that he used to sell crab salad sandwiches out of a cardboard dingy down by the pier. His brilliant duck tour career ended when in the same day he was fired for gross negligence and also given the President's special citation for elite crocodile defense. Now he works for the Rangers piloting their vast naval arsenal and preparing low-carb crab-themed lunches.

	Troopers		Candy Corn Ranger
	Cannon Fodder	Rank: Private	SN: n/a
	These loyal Troopers aren't interesting enough to earn distinct nicknames. Despite their nameless status, wave after wave of them bravely sacrafice their lives in battle so that the named characters are never actually harmed. Some might call them the real heroes of the Rangers, but they are usually just referred to as Cannon Fodder.

	Billy Everyteen		Deputy Candy Corn Ranger
	Teenager		Deputy ID: 00-00001
	Since he is a teenager, Billy Everyteen is generally hated by all who are forced to interact with him. He runs the local Candy Corn Ranger Deputy Action Squad Team, and often meddles in Ranger Operations around the globe with his unicycle skills and unique teen perspective. He hopes to one day be recruited by the Rangers but that is really unlikely.